How can a 16 year old guy, afford to buy and hide a sex toy?

I'm looking for serious answers here... I am Bisexual, and I enjoy either side of the gender. The problem is. Hiding the toy from my parents, Getting the toy... and getting the money to buy the toy. If anyone can help me THANKS A TON. I'm only getting a toy, because going out and having sex at my age is partly dangerous.How can a 16 year old guy, afford to buy and hide a sex toy?
You can't... buy condoms and apply them to a cucumber.



Here's what you should know before stating you're bisexual.



Anal stimulation is not gay, I don't believe you are actually gay.

I believe you like anal play and you like dominance.



Many males like anal stimulation, even if they say they don't they actually do.

And secondly, you might think sometimes of "guys" while doing what you're doing

but actually you couldn't go with a guy you wouldn't find it interesting.



And don't forget that every human likes dominance, giving power to someone else can be very stimulating (bondage in example) it's a fetish. In your imagination you want something dominant so male is dominant and that's what goes first in your head. But in reality you wouldn't go with a male cause it wouldn't feel the same.



Trust me, that's why they say "teens are experimenting".



Oh, and bisexuality is not unnatural. Check old vases,pictures and treasures many major human beings where bisexual.
Well. Smart move not having sex just yet. It'll be tough to do though. Hiding it, I wouldn't know, it'd depend on how invasive your parents are, and what sort of hiding spots you've got in your room or wherever. Getting money for it? The same way you'd get money normally. If you have a job, save up a bit. If not, mow lawns, babysit, whatever works. As for actually getting it, most any place that sells them won't let a minor in, so you'll need to either wait til you're 18, or get a friend who's over 18 to buy it for you.How can a 16 year old guy, afford to buy and hide a sex toy?
i like where your head is at by being safe but it might be really difficult to accomplish your goal. you have to be 18 and up to even get into a shop that would sell toys. most shop clerks wont id you if you look older but if you don't they will id you they will make you leave. if you can get in they have pillows that look like normal pillows but with a zipper on the side that you can hide toys in with out revealing whats in side if some one lays on it. or you can hide it under furniture that your know wont be moved or messed with. as far as coming us with the money situation , its really up to you what you can do to come up with money, depending on what your looking to get most places aren't too too expensive . i would say maybe $25 bucks will get you some thing nice. hope this helped
You have to be 18 to buy sex toys from the stores and you need a credit card to do it online. You have to be 18 to have an independent credit card, which means that even if you have a card now, it's technically under one of your parent's names and they're going to see you bought something from a sex store online when the credit card statement comes.How can a 16 year old guy, afford to buy and hide a sex toy?
Go to your mom and say:''Mom,can I have some money to buy a plastic c0ck(dildo)so I can shove it up my a$$''.....

Hiding it wont be easy,if your parents find out your mom will start crying and your dad wont speak to you!Then they will kick you out of the house,and you can go and have gay sex as much as you want....
Hey Nice Head on your shoulders there..



Try a Carrot are Cucmumber.. You Can Get Many Differnt Sizes,,, But you Don';t Wanna Put Some Adult in Danger of a Sex Crime By Trying to Get Them to Bye and Give to you.,.



You Seem Very Nice and Responsable.. I Think you Understand..



God luck.. Just Wash Up Good After And Thro away the Object Very Well So its Not Found.. LOL
its not dangerous! now is the best time.

you can do anything. hehe

anyways.

i think you have to be 18 to buy them

and just hid it under your bed! or some where your parents dont look
Well hide it under your mattress or in a shoe box
well. buy it.



then hide it



what are you asking jesus christ kill yourself you dumbass
don't get it than
use a flashlight up ur bum